nbcsnl:

The Beygency

He was a normal man… with an ordinary life… until one day… he turned against his country… and its queen.

(via coryinthewhorehouse)

If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

(via nicedildo)

whiteboyfriend:

uh

What is wrong with people

whiteboyfriend:

uh

What is wrong with people

(via nicedildo)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via surprisebitch)

xosippin:

Basically.

xosippin:

Basically.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: humbleanimefan, via looksomewhereelse)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via ticktocktits)

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via trait)